endless craps

Tuesday, September 30, 2008

selamat hari raya hah!

Yo ppl. How are you guys doin? Sorry for the late update though. Guess wat, im live reporting at 12.45 at the first day of hari raya AIDILFITRI! Wooohhooo! Its time for showtime homosapiens! Hehe! Goodbye Ramadhan, gonna miss u lotz uh. C u again next year though. Alrite, i had a wonderful time just now celebrating after breaking fast and ppl, let me get this straight.

To all Muslim ppls,
Assalamualaikum ppl. I'm here to actually wish you guys SELAMAT HARI RAYA AIDILFITRI MAAF ZAHIR DAN BATIN. If i did annoyed or irritate you, im sorry. SERIOUSLY SORRY and i hope you forgive me. I mean this sentence seriously to the core. Well, i can't do anything if you still hate me for some reason, cause i, can't help it you see. *I'll try to change for the better but its better if you guys just tell me my problems. It would be much more better and convenient. Let me BOLD this clearly, its a month of celebration, unity and all the good stuffs, so let us set aside our problems and be good.. its not that hard or difficult. But why....Why make it difficult...i just don't understand this problem... i mean, its really....hard to understand you see.. i have however asked for forgiveness but its up to you ppl now. I mean seriously, its up to you guys* Okeys, next, I am telling to my dear frens, who stood by me when i am really in need and helpless, thank you..... Thank you for all the risks, sacrifices you had done for me.... Its a pleasure, honour, gift from god [you just name it!] to meet you ppl. Um, somemore wat uh.... [alamak forget wat to say uh]... ok lah, lets stop here and once again, i wish you guys SELAMAT HARI RAYA AIDILFITRI MAAF ZAHIR DAN BATIN!!!

Faithfully,
by DAJ aka Rusydi

Ok, its gonna be a big day today ppl for me. Erm2! [Proudly announcing]
1) My Father's Birthday
2) My Cousin's Birthday
3) Visits To The Kuburs
4) Visits To Relatives/Grandparents/[just name it lahh!]

All these... woah, confirm money from 10 cents to $10000 uh... Hah! No lah, not until that much uh. Okey, i plan not to sleep tonight. Prepared coffee for today. I want to celebrate uh. Woah, can feel the happiness already uh. Now, just celebration and study lahh that is important to me cause preparations all FINALLY done and finish! Btw, im quite frustrated on my school you know. The reason for no-half-day was 10% right only and its very unfair as Primary Six students even got half-day when their PSLE exam starts as the same day as us. Its quite... i mean, ITS REALLY UNREASONABLE! Wat to do... the half-day is gone and i don't want to talk about it...really. Oh gawwwdd, im so damn bored here. Everybody here is starting to like get their heads on the bed and like blinking their eyes and im like the only person who's watching the laptop, happy and unblinking. Oh yeah, im sorry todae no pics... okey ppl. I guess this is it. Yup, this is it. Okey then, i wud like to wish a SELAMAT HARI RAYA [again] MAAF ZAHIR DAN BATIN and have fun in the morning later okeys? Get your stereo-type lungs workin and shoutin but still, dun forget exam-spy gadgets are watching and observing so please, dun forget to study okeys? Hehe. Okeys CIAOS!!! ;)

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

English Compo... thumbs up...Malay Compo...thumbs down down down!

Yoyoyo ppl! Wassup!? Everything okey-dokey? Hahs. 2dae had our MT PAPER 1 AND ENGLISH PAPER 1. English compo was quite okey-dokey for me but the letter, I wasn't sure if it was a proposal or a formal letter. Then, time for MT paper 1. My gawwwdd! The Dialaogue was quite easy but the compo, I had alot of difficulties thinking of what kind of words I should put in. I chose the title of 'blablablablabla....bazar...suasana di sana'. That one I chose. Nevermind, for other papers, I must WORK very well for it. Aiyoh, nowadays, people talk about exams more than the upcoming HARI RAYA AIDILFITRI. Haish, I just could not wait for Hari Raya to come. Once it struck midnight, I shall wish everybody i know Selamat Hari Raya, Maaf Zahir Dan Batin. I shall ask for forgiveness to those i had irritated or annoyed and i hope....they accept my apology...... Okey, there are more plans later. But now, i got to tell you guys someting.... there is this girl that really had captured my attention and heart. She rocks to the core. You're going to be surprised as it is a HINDI actress. She is................................Deepika Padukone, an actress from Om Shanti Om. I just love her and the movie. She's very cute and i really would date this type of lady even though she's an Hindi. Are you ready to see her? The Dreamy Girl herself, Shantipriya AKA Deepika Padukone!

She's so the effing CUTE siaaa!!! She looks very very very cute in that pink s'ries.

This is when her sari was latched onto Shah Rukh Khan's(Main Actor) watch and she wanted to take it off. JUST LOOK AT HER FACE! Its DAMN CUTE LAHH!!!!

.............................................I'm SPEECHLESS!

Now, you see the MODERN version of herr... So cute!!!!!!!!!!

Deepika Padukone.... you really are my DREAMY GIRL.... you made me dream about you know..... Alamak, my nonsense starting already. Sorri ehh...

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Hehehehehes. I'm starting to like Om Shanti Om songs and i hear it all the time especially the song, Ajab Si. Aiyoh.... so soothing lahh the song! You guys gonna love it one. Here, i'm going to show the video, okeys? And don't forget to see her face later in my video okey-dokeys?

Hahs. So how? Pretty rite? Song nice rite? I know, i know. All thanks to me lahh. Cehh, just kiddin uh. Hah. Okey luhh, dats all luh for today. Next time we have real chat. Happy fasting to all Malay People! Bb yawwss. Stay healthy and don't smoke okey?! Take care yawwwss... Adios Amigos!

Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Recess...Home Econs.... and CRAP TIME!

Hey, yo ppl! How are you guys doin? Another day of updating I'll do. Look, my cookie very nice rite..... Dun need to be jealous lah... Hehehe. Hah! Another fun day of school, that's rite. Today, i reach school, dunno why Syaril was mad. Ranjita and me were puzzled. When ask him the reason why he's angry, there's no answer. So, we decided to leave him alone and um, declare the day as 'Leave-Syaril-Alone! Day' but eventually, he seemed to calm down and gets better. Goodgoodgood. Keep it up. Next, RECESS TIME! Fuyoh, we went to the stairs near the PHOTOCOPY shop and sat there and chitchat. Then, Shalini came and entertained Hanisah while Syaril and me talked. Then, nothing to do rite, took pics of them, CANDIT! Here they are.....

Why is Syaril sitting in a WEIRD position? Nvm. Hanisah, you can't run away from the CAMERA yawwss... Too little too late!

Eh3! Smile lik wat seyy! He looks like a CLOWN seyy... sit like that! Bwah!

Funny arh!? Laugh somemore! Laugh lahh! Later thirsty don't come to me, ok!? Serve you right!

I should have activated the 'Flash Mode'... Cannot see lahh.... like wat u noe... like the 'Who's That Pokemon?' Hahah!

Shalini: That Anwar uhh... damn gay lahh he! Somemore can swear to God somemore.... Isk3..
Hanisah: I dun think its his fault lahh.... The victim must be lying you know....
[PETPOTPETPOTPETPOT....]
Syaril: Why are they talking about these things uhh!? RUBBISH!!
Rusydi: Yalahhh... Nvm. They like... wat to do?

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Hah. That's it for the Recess Pics. Next stop....................... its HOME ECONOMICS ppl! You know wat!? I got F9 for my HOME ECONOMICS.... lik wat sia! Nvm, must buck up. MUST! Ok lahh, just now we are supposed to cook Fruit Cake.... but then turned out to be FRUIT COOKIE. Hah! But fun lahh. This one also i take alot of PHOTOS! Here they go!

Yeahh, our cookies after baked before putting into our containers... Yum2! Like nice seyy! Of course lahh nice, I make wat... eh, i mean.... WE made.. > Me and Syaril

James and Dominic putting their cookies into their baking tray. Hah. Look, James face like relaxed like that but Dominic like serious...like STRUGGLING like that... Hah. No offence kaes, Dominic... Hah.

Jun Jie's and Zhan Ting's Cookies... Ehe. Jun Jie face....releks urhh. XD Ok, once again, no offence ok?

Aiyoh, until now, forgot his name lehh... I think he's name Mr. Ragu or wat... Something like dat uhh... Very spontaneous lehh he... Play PSP in class also he let... Hah. Aiyoh, he must run 2.4 km everyday you know! Because he got reservist. If fail, he double his run and must do it everyday until the sirs are satisfied. NAYYEYYY sia the sirs!

Why do these ppl always shy to show their face in the cam urh? Then class photo, do wat, COVER YOUR FACES ARRH! Its not like I DOODLE your faces or wat rite.... Tsk. Nvm lahh. Btw, those ppl are Rebecca, Charis and Miin Wei [the one with the blurr pic]

Ah! PLAY SOMEMORE! Alermak, play can scratch your FACE uhh!? Nonsense! I confiscate then you know uh! Last warning uh BOY! One more time i see you SCRATCH your face while playing, you'll IMMEDIATELY get a beta form! You get that!!!?

Oh look! Only left to put inside baking tray.... Alahh, this one chicken recipe lahh. So easy to make.... Hah. Cehh...no lahh just kiddin. I dun want to be action uhh...

Alamak, this Syaril uhh.... So slow uh do work... Tortoise can do much better! Hah. Sori eh bro! No offence uh. ;)

Pose somemore, see, now work not DONE! Haixx... So slack uhh! Haiixxx.... Cehh... Sori uhh.. I think i shud be Mr. Critic seyy if i continue like this seyy.

Fuyoh, Zuhri and Aloysious seyy doin work. Why one baking tray need two ppl uh!? 1 person cannot do uhh!!!!? Cehhh.... Aiyoh, wats wrong with me seyy!? Act alot sia! Bossy seyy!

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So sorryy uhh, those people who i ciriticised. It was meant to be a joke. Sorry.. DAMN MUCH! Ok, then, after home econs, dismissed and stayed back with HAHA. Then, we went back home and Syaril walked home using my way. Then, walkwalkwalk, saw one LOST Giant trolley. Then ,of course we use 1 lahh. Hehehe. Counsellor like this seyy. XD. Inside the trolley, got like one poster; 'Way To Heaven'. Managed to take some photos too...

Rusydi: Somebody, wanna go to Heaven with me? You push me you get to go to Heaven? How bout that!? C'mon PPL! COME AND PUSH ME!!!! HELLO!!?

Rusydi: ....Heelllooo....Plsss lahh..... Help meee...... I wannntt..... to go Heaven lahh..... Aiyohh.....

Syaril: Eh, move lahh! You stupid TROLLEY! [kickkick]

Police: OI, BOY! POLICE!!!

Syaril: .... -_-''' Alamak, not again lahh! [crying]

This time... i have included 2 VIDS, ok? And its totally crap. Watch to find. One of my lamest EPISODES ever! I feel regretful to have wasted that part of my life doing this crap. Nvm, just watch it okay? Hah. Ok. C u soon. N um, start studying already ok? All the best! May u succeed. ;) Ok, as usual, ADIOS AMIGOS, ppl!

Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Dance here, Dance there!

Yo, ppl. Today another HYPER day for me. Science class, the BIGFOOT, Miqdad, and Justly punched me like as if im a dummy seyy.. this is wat happened...

Miqdad: Shut up lahh, Justly! [punch me]

Justly: You also lahh! [punch me]

Miqdad: Eh, wanna fight arh!? [punch me]

Justly: Come arh! [punch me]

Miqdad: Come arh! Scared arh!? [punch me]

Justly: Who scared?! You or me!? [punch me]

Rusydi: ALAMAK!!!! WAT THE HELL SIAAA!!!! HIYYYAAAAHHHH! [punch both]

Both: .............................................AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Rusydi: Setan BTOL!!!

Hah. Like wat siaaa... Well, when recess time, we went to meet Mr. Sim in Music Room. Gerek BABE! Seriously, very FUN LIKE dunno-wat-its-called. Hah. These are the pics and also, i got a BIG surprise for you ppl. I have now include VIDEOS! Yeahhhh! Great uh? Hah. Lets GIVE AROUND OF APPLAUSEE..... FORRRRR THE PICTURES AND VIDS!!!!!

Aiyoh, wat Hanisah and Mr Sim doing also don't know. Confirm asking for her marks one....

What the hell seyy? Learn music until Thailand seyyy. Iskiskisk. Mr Sim..Mr Sim... Haixx...

UNISONO lahh babe!!! Style rite, the name? All i do want you know.... Hah! XD Jokin oni lahh deyyy!

Syaril aka SNORLAX! Hah. Like the BIG version of PATRICKSTAR siaa! Haha!

Hah. That's the video ppl! Have fun with it and um............ok then, i think im done! Nothing more else today seyy. Haha. Ok lah, buhbye yawws. ADIOS AMIGIOS PPL! ;) eh, last words, pls.... DO TAG.... thanks! ;)

Monday, September 15, 2008

Toys R us lahh deyy!

Well, yo ppl. Im updating this crappy blog once again. Ughhh.... Gotta work more on EXAMS... its comin rite up...next week oledi english composition. Aiyoh..... Today, me, syaril went to TOYS R US after school. Gerek seyyy. Took pics here and there... HAH! And here, letttttt'sssss givvveeee it up ffffffffffooooorrrrrr theeeeeeeee PICTURESSSS!!! XD

Ms Barbie: Hello, my name is Ms BARbie...

Rusydi: Huh!? BABI!?

Ms Barbie: Hey, watch your MOUTH kay! Humph, tk leh tahan,you... ngan ni budak. I'd rather be alone ok.... Evaporate, budak hingos, ive got lots of shopping to do.. Humph. Rusydi : Haiixx......Bapok ni................o.O................................BIOL KE PERRR!?
Syaril: [looking for first aid post] ..... YA ALLAH, tolong lahh, sembuhkan lahh patungku.... Kesian dia.... Isssshhhh.... mana ni FIRST AID!? Help, help! Somebody pls help my doll please!!! She's still young!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [crying]

Assistants: O.O''''''''' Ni orang...... gila ke perr? Eh, call the police rite now! [feeling scared]

Syaril: Hey, ppl. Look at me, im hot you know....

Rusydi: o.o''' ......... O.O'''''' ..... I NEED A PAIL RIGHT AWAY PLEASE!!!! >_<'''''

Rusydi: [playing syiok2....skali CRASH...] Eh, alamak. What happened seyy!!? Eh! Oi, BLACKOUT! BLACKOUT!

Syaril: Blackout? Blackout YOUR HEAD LAHH! This thing spoil luhh.....

Rusydi: Luhh....I play for two hours seyyy. Waste my EFFORTS!

Syaril: Um, it was BLANK for 2 hours u noe? Now then realise uhh?

Rusydi: .......huh......o.o.... [later become crazy]

Rusydi: Oh....ok......So, Mary killed herself infront of the mirror....so thats the story.... Ok, next page please....

Com Book: Next page, activating.......

Rusydi: Oh, its the MAGIC BALL? What does it do uhhh? Try shake it....

Rusydi: Aiyoh, PALA NAYEEYYY! What telah happen!? I cant see a THING LAHH! Help! Help! [walkwalkwalk...] BAAMMM! [kena hit by shelf, all toys on shelf drop on him]

Syaril: I say its too latee to apologise..... itss too lateeee........

Rusydi: Feeling nampak... MELEBIH NAMPAK!!!! Hehe.

Syaril: Kurangajar nyer setan!!!! ^%^&%!#$%!!!!!

Syaril: [open mouth bigbig!]

Rusydi: Oi!!!! What are you doing!? Arent you FASTING!?

Syaril: I cannot lahh seyy! Btw, not your problem lahhh!!!!

[ NNNGAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMM]

Rusydi: [open eyes] Huh? Syaril? Where are you?

[burger left]

Burger: BBBBBUUUUURRRRRPPPP!

Rusydi: Aiyoh, what telah happened!!!!? O.O'''''

Rusydi: Ehh, cute lahh seyyy! Very nice!

Toys: Hello, im BARD. Nice to meet you....

Toys: I'm ERNIE. Nice to meet you....

Toys: Hello, ar you-

Toys: Hello, you are so-

Toys: Hello!

Toys: Bard here-

Toys: Ernie is very-

Rusydi: Eh, so noisy sia! Eh SHUT UP LAHH! Go back to your country lahh. So the effing NOISY! [move away]

Toys: [quiet]

Syaril: Aiyoh, what TELAH HAPPEN to my hands!!!!?

Bard: Oi, tell your friend, Rusydi to respect us! Just because we're toys, doesn't mean that we don't live and have no feelings. Im going to give him a last chance.

Cookie Monster: Here, this is the fine. Tell him to pay through EDUSAVE, ok? Buhbye!

[poof]

Syaril: [blink].... [blinkblink]...

Dr. Octopus: Let me out of this HIDEOUS, DISGUSTING body! That Spiderman! He's gonna PAY FOR THIS!

Mickey Mouse: Relax, sotong. Its fun being like this. Its relaxing.

Dr. Octopus: Relaxing.... Humm....yeah. It is relaxing..... Thanks... Btw, who are you?

Mickey Mouse: I'm Mickey Mouse!

Dr. Octopus: You gotta be KIDDIN ME! You....Mickey Mouse!? O.O''''' [fainted]

Mickey Mouse: Are you so that RESTLESS!?

Syaril: GET OUT OF THE WAY, YOU FREAKIN SCOOTER!!!!! HIYYAHHH!

Rusydi: Oi, relax uh bro! Can discuss wat!!!

Syaril: You shut up lahh!

Rusydi: SECURITY!!!!!!! SECURITY!!!!!!

Syaril: Aiyohh, not again. -_-''

Security: You are under arrest!

Syaril: No, dont!!!! Please! Its like i'm beggin for you for MERCY!

Security Dog: Now, this is your PUNISHMENT for doing stupid and nothing-to-do acts! You shall not be forgiven! Bite him, army!

Syaril: Adddddduuuuuhhhhhh! Aiyoh, ok lah, i promise i'll never do that again! Please! Oh well then, i do believe that people always deserve a 2nd chance and fine, i'll let you off this time, FATASS! NOW, MOVE OUT!

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Hah, dats rite ppl. Those are the pics we've took. Hah. Finally, crapz again. WAIT, still im not finish. I still have last friday to talk about. Okey. Last friday, after school, like usual never go prayers, then, i stayed back at school, with Krittika, Vinushah, Ranjita and Jinita. It was fun again though. We were reliving all our old little games like: Baby Chest, Vampire Chest, Opillar Caterpillar, Pei Pai Pei, Heart Attack and lots more. Fun arh. Then, played Volleyball. Manage to take some photos of them though.... Here they are...

Woah, first time, Vinu pose like wat seyyy! Haha. Goodgood. Keep it up, Vinu! ;)

Vinushah: Aiyahh!!!! Tired oledi arh!? Tsktsktsk. PARADESSI lahh!

Aiyah.... no need scared2 lahh. Tsk. You guys arh, want but shy you know....

Ah2, play somemore, OPILLAR CATERPILLAR! Just now shy, now not shy! Aper dahh!

Eh, i remember what happened that made Ranjita made that face....it was because of a game named 'Who Took The Cookies From The Cookie Jar?' I think she didn't understand that much.... that's why her face like that lahhh! Hah!

Walauwe, Krittika dancing urrr? Hehehehehe..... STOP IN THE NAME OF LOVE!

First time in the universe, she smiled at the camera! MIRACLE! But it was an accidental click on the camera and fortunately, she was looking at the camera. Damn LUCKY! Keep it up, SWEET LADY!

Alrite, ppl. That's enough for today, kays!? Gotta get back to sleep. Its late and im still struggling doing my ENGLISH!!!! RRRRAAARRRR! Nvm. Must be gettin ready to work already. Time's short ppl. Okays, chockomatay, i say GOODBYE! Adios amigos ppl! ;)